pidgeonpeep:

me when im drunk

prostitourettes:

no kissing emoticon before marriage

nayx:

this is so illegal.  we’re going to get in so much trouble.  you cant just steal all the sand from the beach and replace it with bread crumbs

cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

worsedreams:

whatsacanada:

A popular Christian band called nuns n roses

I think you mean nuns n moses 

somefagonyourdash:

when ur showing someone a picture on your phone and they try to look through all of your pictures

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vanillish:

i saw this on netflix and i was like… wait a minuteimage

isn’t that…

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darrynek:

*tries to be funny and gets assassinated*

italiham:

butterfliesthebeautiful-kind:

accend:

doughnot:

those text posts where every single comment is pure gold

pure gold

Pure gold

Pure gold

ohdaesusie:

this world is so fucked up like one of my friends has carpeting in his bathroom instead of tile like how can someone hate themselves that much

nippletowns:

when u go out to eat with ur friends and have no money

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billyraycyrusofficial:

gf: come over

me: i cant im on the magic school bus

gf: my parents are out

me:image

voidprinxe:

stop hating on girls who wanna kiss people in museums or aquariums or art galleries stop hating on girls who want things that might be cliche stop hating on girls who want boys to treat them like they’re magic i will protect all girls with my life and just because they care about things that you don’t doesn’t give you the right to belittle them ok i will fight u

unirony:

lebanesegirlswag:

unirony:

croptops r for anyone 2 wear n everyone 2 celebrate

Unless you have a muffin top.

here’s a to-do list for u

  • fix yr garbage ass blog
  • fix yr garbage ass attitude








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