this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.
"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"
"I’m sorry, what does the McChef recommend?"
this is my favorite photo of john green <333
this is Steve Buscemi on an episode of 30 Rock… not John Green
I don’t mean to embarrass you but you’re totally completely wrong
also, there is absolutely no show by the name “30 Rock” since it’s illegal for television shows in America to begin with numbers I can’t believe you didn’t know that lmao idiot
Hmm really? There’s 8 Simple Rules (for dating my teenage daughter) and 90210.
The writers for 8 Simple Rules got arrested and they’re currently in jail for even attempting to give a show that title and the creator of 90210 got deported and is on the FBI’s most wanted list for creating a show entirely with numbers how do you not know THAT lmao you are way too stupid to be on a computer
lower me gently to the floor, then unhand me
imagine how the parents of famous ppl must feel like “dam im sure glad we boned that night”
sass master 2004
how do you ask what a glass of water is doing?a glass of water is an inanimate object and is incapable of having a thought process or understanding english
water you doing
can you imagine how fucking hard the storyboard artist mustve been laughing when they made this scene i am just picturing a dorky lil dude hunched over holidng a pencil and losing their damn shit
uʍop ǝpısdn pǝuɹnʇ pǝddıןɟ ʇoƃ ǝɟıן ʎɯ ʍoɥ ʇnoqɐ ןןɐ ʎɹoʇs ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ ʍou
i cant believe
YOU ARE THE HERO GOTHAM DESERVES
I’M CRYING BECAUSE OF THAT CAPTION
"SO HAPPY ITS MY FIRST DAY I HOPE I DO GREAT"