me on the internet: gay
me irl: gay, but quietly
won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth
i wonder if anyone else in the world has the same password as me
tyring to post a selfie like
well there’s an offer i can’t refuse
You can teach a man to fish. You can teach a man anything. Men are very easy to control.
come and get your love // redbone
hell with it, baby, ‘cause you’re fine and you’re mine
and you look so divine
is no one going to talk about the man who ran for president this year who wore a boot on his head and wanted everyone to get free ponies
I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS ANDN I FOUNF AGAIN.
WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK
He tossed glitter all over a guy who was against same sex marriage on live TV once.
I would vote for him
i wanted him so fucking bad i could taste the boot