one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken
i just went on facebook and
remember to drink lots of water, because your insides are a swampy bog and a water shortage would affect the local frog population
when your parents threaten to take your allowance away
is this what having a penis is like
jinkies i lost my glasses!
|—||velma in every fucking episode of scooby doo like damn bitch get contacts (via gnarly)|