vowww:

Me arriving at family reunions

the-chandelier-swing:

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childservices:

*gets a 200 note post* *looks in mirror* fame changed you

i cant believe im crying over something so stupid jesus fucking christ goodnight

jontronshat:

girl: sorry, i only fuck humans :/

me: image

psyducked:

it’s too early for porn on my dash

psyducked:

it’s too early for porn on my dash

thestumpgrinder:

do u think it was tough for the crimson chin to eat pussy

i should go to bed

do u think it was tough for the crimson chin to eat pussy

oomshi:

dongboarding:

oomshi:

eat my ass

My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first

I respect that

forbrightskies:

  • If you want to have sex after being together one hour that’s fine
  • If you want to have sex after being together one week that’s fine
  • If you want to have sex after being together one month that’s fine
  • If you want to have sex after being together one year that’s fine
  • If you want to wait until marriage that’s fine
  • If you’re not even together that’s fine too
  • IT’S ALL FINE NOW PLEASE STOP THINKING OTHER PEOPLE’S SEX IS YOUR BUSINESS THANK YOU 

dallonsmiles:

ryansgayliner:

the thrilling saga in which Panic! owns the fuck out of WBC

A+ handling of the situation

sir-hathaway:

penis-hilton:

i watched this about 47 times

These two are going places.









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