waywardchappy:

I always read FAQ as fack and I don’t plan on changing this

kimpissible:

its so sad that every boy who dresses remotely nice is labeled as gay like thts not even offensive to gay people it just means straight boys dress like shit 

flamingno:

so you wanna play with magic

flamingno:

so you wanna play with magic

sonicbandicoot:

aaliyah1979-2001:

valiantparadox:

My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us

WHO DID THIS

I WAS DYING OF LAUGHTER THE WHOLE TIME

ikaries:

when u hear ur name in a conversation

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pure-strange-hysteria:

I can help who’s next

frankierosbuttblog:

this will never not be funny

oilauren:

"I looked at my hand and my little finger was gone – the bone was sticking out. It’s the weirdest feeling; one second you’re fine and your little finger is there, and the next second it’s gone. It shoves reality up your backside. I was in so much pain and shock that the first thing that hit my head was the beat and the bass. The bass was hard, so I just ripped off my top, wrapped it around my finger and tied it up as tight as I could and skanked it out for half an hour. My mentality was, ‘I’ve only been here for an hour, I’ve paid £10 for this night, I’ve lost my little finger – am I seriously going to go? Nah, I’m going to skank until I can’t skank any more.’ After that, my mate dragged me down to the paramedics."

Friends later told him that a “bunch of stoners found [his] little finger and were playing catch with it.”

iwritesinsnotfanfiction:

burns every piece of evidence that shows i lived before the age of 14

alt-j:

why is James spelled with an s. why is it plural. more than 1 Jame. how many James.

australiansanta:

HOW DO BIRDS BREATHE IN THE EGG









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